Officials at MET Eireann are expecting session levels to hit peaks not seen since the Great Snow Storm of ’09 which saw a critical national shortage in both Tuborg and Karpackie, which threatened to destabilize the entire country.
MET Eireann has upgraded the status orange warning that had previously been in place for the Harcourt Street area. The area falling under the red warning is ever-expanding, with spontaneous sessions popping up so fast that the service is struggling to keep pace.
The national meteorological service has announced an expected vodka-fall of around 350ml per student with a 100% chance of cans.
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